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Monday, September 06, 2004

Cogito Ergot Margot

Will Type For Food cerebrates Margo Kingston, carrying on our tradition of tiping good!

Cogitot Ergot Margot - a song*

Gd'ay. Im sit at my computer
CapS-LOcked into place
And clouds of cigraette smoke
Waft into spac

And my computr log's on
And the keyboard notes ar pounded
As I coin new exciting neologisms
Like purjafact or trounded.

Yes, Cogito Ergot Margot
And Margot Ergot Sum
So come lern the Margot Lingot
And you never will be dum!

I am Margot, hear me tipe!
Watch me flipe my metaphors!
Admire mi tautoLogic
And my sence of effect and cause!

And I write in perfect grammar
And will be in perfect future tense
You just hav to use your wit
And sense of cromulence!

Yes, Cogito Ergot Margot
And Margot Ergot Sum
So come lern the Margot Lingot
And you never will be dum!


And Im oh-so-ever-humble
And Im' oh-so-self-effacing
And if I ever make mistaking
Im' oh-so-self-erasing

And if Mr' Ti.mmy Blair
And all those Fundagelists
Accsue me of being misleding
Then I BLAME THOSE ZIONISTS!

Yes, Cogito Ergot Margot
And Margot Ergot Sum
So come lern the Margot Lingot
And you never will be dum,
No you never will be dum.

*To be accompanied Allegrot ma non Troppot with Oboet and Pianot

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gd'day!

FunNgy! vErry funnnhy.

Red from Redsaid.net

Jeff said...

Who is Margo Kingston? Is she the Charlotte Raven of Australia?

jeff

TimT said...

Here Be Margo. She is an attractive lass, no?
Her regular gig is as editor the 'web-diary' at the SMH, where she regularly publishes whack-jobs and fruit-loops like Robert Bosler.
An entertaining exchange between Margo and a faux-'admirer' can be found here.

TimT said...

HERE is the url for that exchange between Margo and admirer:

http://missmissive.blogspot.com/2003_08_24_missmissive_archive.html#106180188207715625

Scroll down right to the bottom of the page.

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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