Personally, I just love sending pieces of my writing off to small-time low-paying Australian magazines in the hope that they might possibly publish me at some point in the distant future. Sent two off to Andromeda Spaceways today. Here's my second email:
I'm still Tim Train (how about that?) and for good measure I've decided to send through another submission. I just love submitting to you, even though our relationship is still only one day old... I must be a masochist or something...
So, it's attached. It's funny, it's witty, it's insightful, brother, it's everything! It's also possibly infringing of the BBC's copyright on a well-known SF character, but I think I've found a way around that...
As far as I'm aware, my contact details are still the same.
So call me already, otherwise I'll start thinking you've been with some OTHER writer, and I'll start feeling all betrayed...
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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