After all, just imagine the alternatives...
Blog Dates From Hell....
| Annoying Customer
meets Elizabeth Talbot |
Brisbane blogger Elizabeth Talbot creator of website Customers Suck, takes one look at the Annoying Customer before pronouncing - Screw You, homie - you have FAILED!, and blowing him away with an Ouzi. |
| Darlene Taylor
meets Marcel White |
It's carnage when fun-time gal Darlene Taylor meets pro-life activist Marcel White. Somehow, Darlene's hippy friends get a wind of Marcel's Ultra-conservative mates, and the two set upon one another in what will eventually become known as the 2005 Blog Riots. |
| Dreadnought
meets Rodney Croome |
"I should never have done it," sobs Croome. "I should never have let him take advantage of me." When Catholic Conservative John Heard has a one-nighter with Taswegian Rodney Croome, things turn ugly fast: Croome demands that Heard 'make an honest man out of me' and marry him, but Heard is already eyeing up Paul Kidd, on the other side of the room...
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More to come, soon.
3 comments:
Marcel White?
Oh, that young bloke who goes on about abortion all the time.
Someone that obsessive would surely be a dull date.
He is entitled to his opinion, of course. Ultimately, I come down on the side of the individual's right to make their own decision about such things.
So, Marcel and I would not be a dream date. Not sure who would be my dream blog date - hmmmm.
Who would the blog date from hell for TimT be?
How did your blog date with the buff-and-well-toned young righties from Paul and Carl go?
As for my Blog Date from Hell... well, stay tuned...
You can read all about it on Paul and Carl.
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