It all started when I was at Uni. Go on, a friend said, have one. See what it's like.
So I smoked my first cigarette. It was the start of a sordid spiral into a world of decadence and addiction.
I've had a cigarette, at fairly regular six month intervals, ever since. At the TINA festival with Kathryn and David. Then at New Year's celebrations, with a pair of lawyers from Sydney called Peter and Nita. Now, between smokes, I find myself longing for the next cigarette, the next hit. Where is it going to come from?
I don't know. But it looks like I'm going to have to face up to facts: I'm an addict.
The Goddess Nicotine has me caught within her steely talons, and I don't know what I'm going to do about it. I'm afraid of what will happen if I do give up. What will the withdrawal be like? Will I, in fact, survive?
Hold me. I'm scared.
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