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Sunday, March 20, 2005

How to Make a Perfect World #3

Train stations should be arranged in alphabetical order, so it's easy to tell when you have to get off.

Actually, instead of having to hop on a train and travel to different suburbs, things would be so much easier if the different suburbs came to you. Obviously the people in those suburbs would have to hold on tight, but that's a small price to pay. And if we eliminated trains from our public transport system, it would help to alleviate the costs of our bloated public services.

I think I might write to John Howard with these ideas, they're just too good to keep to myself...

2 comments:

jenna k. said...

Fuck telling John Howard your ideas, you should keep them and run for prime minister yourself. You need a job, right? Prime minister's a job. The "alphabetical train station" political platform is an underused one, I think. You could probably draw in a lot of new voters. Let me know if you need a campaign manager.

TimT said...

I like the way you're thinking. We've just had our elections here, but damn it! why don't we just have 'em again?

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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