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Monday, May 30, 2005

Position Vacant

SMELLYMARKETER

Will be selling a range of fragrances to dogs. These include:

- Rotten Egg Perfume
- Dead Fish aftershave
- Essence of Fart

Must have experience in urinating in public and the smellerphone. Apply immediately.

3 comments:

Vikki said...

What about "I just rolled in a rotting animal!" A must for every country dog out there.

Also, the Horse-Shit mouthwash, and mud shampoo-- why bother washing the dog when it goes off and rolls in the dirt when done? This saves you BOTH the trouble!

Vikki said...

And "I can't believe it's not swamp water!"

TimT said...

Lol - "I Can't Believe It's Not Swamp Water" is my favourite!

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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