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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Grogblogging Communique

To: "Rachel Croucher"
From: "Tim Train"
Subject: "Grogblogging"

Greetings, "Rachel". I am pleased to hear that the "preparations" for the "grogblogging" are going "well". Come Friday night, much of the "blog population" of "Mel Bourne" will be at The Clyde Hotel on Elgin Street in Carlton to "drink" and "converse with one another". This is excellent news!

I have been informed that you have secured the Emeters from the nearby Church of Scientology on Russell Street, and that the Thetans have been kept up-to-date with the latest news about this "blog meet-up". Oh, how it makes me laugh, to think of all those innocent, naive souls ripe for the harvest that will turn up at the "blogging meet up" on Friday night! Oh, how I lust for the feast of flesh that will follow! Yes, the MIGHTY ZARQUON will indeed look kindly upon us following this coming sacrifice BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Oh, sorry, got a little carried away there.

Nevertheless, I must once again impart upon you the need for absolute secrecy and discretion prior to this coming event. The interplanetary conjunction that shall occur this Friday night is indeed a rare event, and if one thing should go wrong - just ONE LITTLE THING - then the WRATH of the mighty Zarquon shall be great indeed, for, as you know, Zarquon is a Vengeful and Malicious Lord!
The Infinite and Cosmic Council of the Shadow Realm have been informed about the coming interplanetary conjunction, and they shall be present at the grogblogging in large numbers. I am pleased, also, to hear that you have secured the mind rays, and that they are in perfect working order prior to this coming "grogblogging".
Brother Axoz informs me that the Judges are impressed with your zeal and thrift in doing work for the MIGHTY ZARQUON, and that there is a coming seat in the Cosmic Council which they have earmarked for you. I don't mind saying, I am just a little bit jealous. Nevertheless! We all have work to do!

So. Until Friday night, then. Let us trust to the Mighty and Malicious Zarquon. THE HARVEST OF SOULS IS SOON TO BEGIN! SOON THE STREETS OF CARLTON SHALL RUN WITH BLOOD! BWABHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

In the name of the Hive, the Swarm, and the Mighty Zarquon
"Tim"

END COMMUNIQUE

UPDATE:
Hey, this is my email, isn't it?

UPDATE:
Oops.

4 comments:

coffee and cigarettes said...

So that's what the e-mails says! Just remember to stay hush-hush at this stage because Xenu himself could be considering an appearance. And considering the rowdy and tempestuous nature of bloggers we don't want to attract the attention of police now do we?

TimT said...

Xenu? Xenu? I haven't spoken to the old boy for ages, not since the Great Brain Harvest of Galactic Year 543246524513832184321!

DREADNOUGHT said...

Who's doing what, when? I'm so out of the Aussie blog loop. Someone send me an email.

TimT said...

Damn, I just knew people would read this. If old Zarquie finds out I've let the secret out, then his Wrath will indeed be Mighty!

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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