Why bother filming yourself giving birth when you can blog about it?
THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH - LIVE BLOGGING
I am overflowing with joy! I feel like jumping up and down and dancing in the street! I am about to commune with the Mother Goddess and give birth to my first child! And I shall share it with all of you, my lovely blog readers!
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A beautiful boy has been borne into this world! I have joined the sisterhood of Gaia, and I am brimming with maternal feelings of love and pride! Frabjuous day!
END LIVE BLOGGING
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