Time for a quiz!
1) Is swearing grammatically acceptable?
2) Why do people make facial expressions and gestures when they're talking on the phone?
3) Is Evil Pundit really evil, or would a better name for his blog be "The-Guy-Who-Uses-the-Term-Evil-Ironically-Even-Though-He-Is,-In-Fact,-Only-Slightly-Naughty Pundit"?
4) Should we blame the patriarchy for the patriarchy, or is that the zionists fault?
5) A train is travelling towards Sydney at 100 km an hour. A train is travelling on the opposite track towards Melbourne at 123 km an hour. Given a random point, 'f', at which the two trains will pass one another, then:
a) Should you order pizza for dinner?
6) Am I really 'TimT', or were you guys just fooling me all along?
7) Just what is the difference between a duck?
Hand in your answers, please, at the end of the class.
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