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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Rate Myself

Rate My Students? Rate My Professor? What's the point of that? Such actions only lead to nastiness and crudeness. I think the nicest thing you could possibly do is rate yourself.

Here's my report card (by me).
Name: Tim Train

Intelligence:
10/10
Tim demonstrates exceptional ability in smartness, brightness, quick-wittedness, and possesses exceptionally high amounts of The Genius Factor (tm). He is an excellent student.

Niceness:
10/10
Tim is the nicest person you could possibly meet! He is brilliant in many fields of Niceness, including generosity, honesty, morality, and careingness.

Gosh, isn't he nice?

Attractiveness
10/10
It is without hesitation that I give Tim top marks in the attractiveness ratings. Well done, Tim - give yourself a big pat on the back!

General Comments
Tim is practically perfect in every way!

Rate yourself, in comments.

4 comments:

nailpolishblues said...

[Placatingly] Yes, Tim, whatever you say..

Steve55 said...

Report Card On Steve

Average-ish. Better than OJ Simpson, though.

vague said...

Glad to see you got into the rating spirit! I am also very happy for you, seeing that you've scored so well under such a harsh critical eye! Pat on the back, indeed!

Today I am feeling like a 4 on wakefulness and a 3 on sprightliness. Sad. Must be time for a visit with Mrs. Nappington.

TimT said...

I am also very happy for you, seeing that you've scored so well under such a harsh critical eye!

Yes, I was rather worried for a while there.

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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