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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Blue Psued Pshoes

Has anybody been watching 'Speaking in Tongues, with John Safran and Father Bob'? It's very good. They've got a segment called 'Bob's Billboard', where readers send in suggestions for titles to put up on the Billboard outside Bob's church. Here are some of my suggestions:

HEAVEN A GREAT TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE!

SUNDAY IS FUNDAY - COME INSIDE AND PRAY!

OPEN WIDE, COME INSIDE - IT'S PRAY SCHOOL!

APPLAUD THE LORD!

PSINGING PSALMS IS PSUPER!

I'm rather proud of that last one. So proud, in fact, that I wrote a whole poem about it! It's called

PSINGING PSALMS (A PSEUDO PSONG):

Psinging psalms is psuper fun,
Psuper fun for everyone!
Come and psing and come to pstay
With Christ, who took our psins away!

UPDATE! -
Just emailed them through.

8 comments:

BourbonBird said...

You are a nutbag, this is pso awepsome.

TimT said...

Spankyou very much.

beautifulatrocities said...

Um, i don't think we get that. Do you get celebrity big brother? We don't get that either but it sounds kickass: Jodie Marsh, Rodman, Galloway, Rula Lenska, what a lineup! Guess it's more Keeping Up Appearances reruns for me

Russell Allen said...

I want Father Bob to be my drunk uncle.

TimT said...

You might be able to find some material here.
John Safran's very funny, his two previous series 'John Safran vs. God' and 'John Safran's Music Jamboree' were quite groundbreaking. (A highlight for me was the time he became a door-to-door atheism in Salt Lake city!)

Ah, Keeping up Appearances ...

"The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking ..."


Ooeer, enough said.

We've had Celebrity Big Brother, but it's mostly with Australian celebrities ...

TimT said...

I want Father Bob to be my drunk uncle.

Doesn't everybody?

gav said...

I like the last one. Psuper Pspecial.

I sent these ones in after the first episode.


iPOD'S BUSTED? FOR A MORE INTELLIGENT DESIGN TRY AN iGOD

GOD: 2005 TIMES WINNER OF 'UNIVERSE IDOL'

NEED SOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERS? WE'RE ONLINE WITH THE MAN UPSTAIRS

CHURCH: THE ORIGINAL GROUP HUG

NEED MORE FROM LIFE? NOTHING PLEASES QUITE LIKE JESUS

GOD: THE ORIGINAL 'WORLD IDOL'

FATHER BOB LIVES HERE

GOD: HE GOT GAME

COME FOR BI-WEEKLY BINGO, STAY FOR MY SAINTLY LINGO

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH: NOW ONLY ASKING FOR 9.5%

Alas, no luck.

TimT said...

FATHER BOB LIVES HERE.

Heh, that's very good!

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