Has anybody been watching 'Speaking in Tongues, with John Safran and Father Bob'? It's very good. They've got a segment called 'Bob's Billboard', where readers send in suggestions for titles to put up on the Billboard outside Bob's church. Here are some of my suggestions:
HEAVEN A GREAT TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE!
SUNDAY IS FUNDAY - COME INSIDE AND PRAY!
OPEN WIDE, COME INSIDE - IT'S PRAY SCHOOL!
APPLAUD THE LORD!
PSINGING PSALMS IS PSUPER!
I'm rather proud of that last one. So proud, in fact, that I wrote a whole poem about it! It's called
PSINGING PSALMS (A PSEUDO PSONG):
Psinging psalms is psuper fun,
Psuper fun for everyone!
Come and psing and come to pstay
With Christ, who took our psins away!
UPDATE! - Just emailed them through.
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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