Ignore that previous post. I'm not actually that hard up that I want to go cutting random letters and items of grammar out of my vocabulary just for the hell of it. Instead, I'm going to go cutting random letters out of this next post for a very good reason. And that reason is to teach all you kids of the SMS generation about history. Isn't that nice of me?
The following SMS headlines cover all of the important historical developments of the past hundred years, and some of the less important ones as well. I think you'll agree, they have it pretty well covered ...
The Sinking Of The Titsanic:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DA TITANIC SINX IN2 DA C!
The Hindenberg Disaster:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HINDENBERG CRASHZ, BURNZ - BBQ!!!
The Communist Revolution
MRX RITES MANIFESTO '4 U + ME' - ROTFL!!!!
The Second World War:
OMG!!! HTLR 8AX BRTN!!! 1000s R KLLD!!!
STALIN + HTLR = FUNFUNFUN ;-p LOLerz!!!
The Cold War:
USA PREZ SEZ: KOMMIEZ MAKE ME :-(
The Sacking of the Whitlam Government:
GOV GEN SAX WITLAM - LMFAO!!!
The British Royal Wedding:
CHARLZ 2 DI: 'I <3 U, B WIT ME 4VA!!'
Reagan Meets Thatcher:
RAYGUN 2 THATCHA: "I'LL NEVA 4GET U!"
The Monica Lewinski Scandal:
LOINSKI 2 CLINTON: LEEV UR H@ ON!
The Death of Princess Diana:
WTF: PRINCESS DI DIZ! :-(
Coming soon: the entire Bhagvat Gita, as retold by an ignorant yokel redneck from Oodnadatta!
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