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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Sometimes The Australian Media Disgusts Me

Headline by The Age: Russian Star Ready to Have a Ball



My headlines:
Maria Handles Someones Hairy Balls

Maria Pulls Bat, Strokes Balls, Scores!

So many missed opportunities - why don't they employ me?

3 comments:

nailpolishblues said...

I think they don't employ you because you might actually have some talent which is the last thing the media wants. Looking back on that really rather painful sentence I think I might have a bright future ahead of me...

TimT said...

That last sentence made me laugh. The irony was simply exquisite. So I'm afraid you're future may not be so bright after all ... :-(

LadyCracker said...

god only knows. I'd have you on the payroll in a shot!

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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