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Sunday, March 26, 2006

Great Books That Have Never Been Written

Bridget Moans Diary

The History of Tom S. Boners, a Foundling

Oliver's Pissed (From the Charles Dickens section in the Alcoholic's Anonymous library)

The Chronicles of Tania. Vol 1: The Whining Bitch in the Wardrobe

The Q'uran - a Pop-up Book and Colour-in Book for Children

The Choose Your Own Adventure Version of The Bible

Not-so Great Expectations (From the Charles Dickens section in the Socialist-realism library)

Cross-posted here.

4 comments:

TimT said...

I've actually thought about writing a couple of these. A friend and I came up with the idea of a 'Choose Your Own Adventure Bible' a while ago, but so far, nothing has come of it ...

Fatman said...

The Whining Bitch in the Wardrobe? Is that about Tom Cruise in the Closet?

Rachy said...

Somebody should write the Bible. Yeah, that would be a great idea.

TimT said...

Fatman - no, it was more going to be a bogan folk story, but your idea has merits.

Rachy - damn, yeah! It's not strictly my idea, though, a crazy friend from uni came up with it. Just imagine the opening lines, though:

'YOU ARE GOD. YOU ARE THE OMNIPOTENT RULER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS STORY IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. YOU MAKE THE DECISIONS! YOU ROLL THE DICE ...'

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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