Give unto the poor.
Give unto the governments to give unto the public servants to render public services to the poor that they neither need nor understand.
Do unto others as you would have done unto you.
Feel good about yourself, don't worry about anyone else.
Thou shalt not kill.
But it's perfectly alright for unelected dictators to kill as many people as they like, so long as they keep it in their own country.
If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out.
If thine eye offend thee, have you considered botox or one of the wide range of cosmetic surgery options that are available to you? I have the number of a good plastic surgeon, if you like.
The meek shall inherit the Earth.
The loud shall inherit the goods taken from the meek.
The truth will set you free.
'Truth' and 'free' are merely outdated moral constructs. Truly.
Carpe diem - seize the day.
Seize the day, as long as you don't do anything potentially dangerous to your health; offensive to people of different ethnic backgrounds or genders; or against the law.
Love one another.
Who cares about love? I'm just in it for the sex.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Life, except when it's inconvenient for others; 'liberty', insofar as such archaic definitions still exist; the pursuit of happiness, or the nearest available chemical substitute.
Look before you leap.
Don't leap. That would be potentially hazardous to your health.
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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- The briefs...
- ... and the brieflets
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