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Friday, May 05, 2006

The Sounds of Nature No. 1

My Flatmate At His Computer

*Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
Tap tap tap tap tap.
*Click*
Tap.
*Click.*
Tap. Taptaptaptap. Tap. TaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptapTAP!
*ClickCLICK* CLICK!*

AH, HURRY UP, YOU STUPID FUCKING BLOODY FUCKING SHITFUL FUCKING CRAPFACED THING!*

*Click*
*Click*
PRESS.

*Whirrr rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr .... *phutt.*

(*Dramatisation. May not have actually happened. )

3 comments:

Comic Mummy said...

This sounds eerily familiar, though slightly tame. The discussions I have with my computer tend to attract a rating of at least MA15+.

Rebecca said...

Hi welcome to windoze. I see you have pressed the spacebar. I do not understand that command. Please go to to www.microsoft to download a plugin. Oh dang, you seemed to have moved your mouse so you could go to that weblink. I don't understand that command. Please press the spacebar to continue. I see you have pressed your spacebar, I don't....

TimT said...

CM - I've just changed the dialogue for dramatic effect, it was a bit tame!

Oh man, Rebecca, how many times have I been through that? Too many!

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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