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Monday, July 10, 2006

Black Hole Boobage

"Victoria Beckham's concave legs ..." - Rachy.



I got this picture from Agent Bedhead, who marvels upon the gravity-defying nature of Victoria Beckham's breasts in this photo. They truly are a miracle of nature, aren't they? You wonder how her stick-thin concave legs are able to hold them up.
One can only deduce from this photograph that the only reason Beckham is able to stand is through some secret anti-gravity force emanating from her tits. Actually, it would probably be possible to apply to the patent office for a new mode of flight involving them. I call it the titoplane: it simply involves an aircraft, and a pair of Victoria Beckham tits the size of a soccer stadium.
This new mode of flight would revolutionise the transport industry. In time, it would even take mankind to the stars.

I'll leave you with that thought for a Monday morning.

15 comments:

Steve said...

Your post made me think of how many times space ships have satirically been portrayed as phallic symbols. I am pretty the 1970's porno comedy Flesh Gordan did (not that I have ever seen it, just some brief extracts on TV.) I also have somewhere on VHC tape a Cars video clip from the 1980's of one of their later, fairly forgettable, songs which had them in a phallic spaceship which crashes (or docks with) a vagina ressembling space station!

Can't ever recall seeing a spaceship inspired by breasts though. I think you have broken new ground.

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TimT said...

Steve, you are a conoisseur, of sorts ...

Steve said...

Gosh, how bad was the previous post to be deleted? Give us a hint, Tim? :)

nailpolishblues said...

Can you please post something new? I'm not loving the picture of the abnormally breasted stick insect.

TimT said...

'Twas spam, Steve. An unusually persistent spammer calling himself Yuriy. Maybe the black-hole boobage attracted him too.

Will do soon Nails!

Caz said...

But the boobs are SO mesmerizing, not to mention multi-functional.

Come on: who here wouldn't feel much safer on a yacht with Mrs. Beckham on hand, just in case?

Don Quixote said...

They just don't seem possible.

Ben.H said...

Caz! Victoria Beckham is not a life saving device. She is for entertainment purposes only and must only be used by persons over the age of 3 under adult supervision.

TimT said...

They break several laws of gravity, including the Newtonian and Einsteinian ones.

Caz said...

ben.h - ahem, she is too!

Someone has carelessly and entirely incorrectly inflated the device while still on land.

No matter whether on land or on water the device should only be inflated in case of an emergency.

She's not a toy for gawd's sake!

ras said...

she's not a toy yet her figure is unrealistic and probably more synthetic than flesh and she comes with so many outfits. She comes with a similarly synthetic male counterpart whom also has lots of outfits...

I'm sensing Barbie.2

Victoria!

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Great body, but I think that she is a a little skinny, dont understand why women like to be that skinny.

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