"If people do not understand Joyce, then that is not because his art fails to live up to modern life, it is because modern life fails to live up to his art."
Like to be a revolutionary writer, a proud member of the artistic avant garde, creating new movements like surrealism or Dadaism here, there, and everywhere? Here's how to do it - in 10 easy steps!
How To Be a Modernist - In 10 Easy Steps!
1. Be born in or around 1900!
2. Become an atheist early in life before converting to either Anglicanism, Catholicism, Militant Socialism, Fascism, Freudianism, or Surrealism!
3. Fall in love with a woman who does not love you back, and idolise her in your poetry or fiction as a mother figure or a goddess figure!
4. Become the leading figure in an artistic revolution against rhymes, rhythm, meaning, high poetry, gutter poetry, pulp fiction, communism, capitalism, fascism, realism, naturalism, unrealism, heroic poetry, God, atheism, agnosticism - or sometimes all three at once!
5. Wait until 1914 and then don't go to war!
6. Write a book of poems consisting of nothing but quotes in dead languages from dead authors, mixed around a bit so it's hard to get their original meanings. Claim that it represents a revolution in thought and feeling!
7. Be mocked and scorned by the public!
8. Drive a partner into manic depression!
Then, when you get another partner, do it again! And again!
9. Starve in a garret for years and years, living on nothing but bread and wine, and a meagre gruel consisting mainly of turnip!
10. Die without any money to your name, and be discovered by an adoring public after your death!
Follow these steps, and you're sure to become a famous modernist!
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