|HAROLD BITES DOG|
A 53-year-old octogenerian from Moonee Ponds yesterday took a chunk out of a chihuahua!
"The dog bit me - so I bit it back!"chuckles the almost toothless Harold, who runs a newspaper agency at the Moonee Ponds shopping centre.
Harold was later taken to the pound by the RSPCA (Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals), but the RSPCH (Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Harold) shortly ensured that Harold was released.
"Harold's not a savage," said a spokesman for the RSPCH. "He's just misunderstood."
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