Welcome to the internet, stranger. Did you mean to come here, and can I show you around?
It's both the precise and haphazard nature of google searches that get to your site that really perplex you. A person once reached my website by typing in something like this:
Boggled, that's what my mind was, not to mention hornswoggled. If this person had typed in one more A or three less Gs, would they have been taken to a different site entirely? Did they find what they were looking for? Are they alright?
Here's what my last twenty search strings look like. Make sense of them, if you will:
|20 Nov, Mon, 14:39:11||Google Images: funny cartoons about food|
|20 Nov, Mon, 14:50:48||Google: semaphore lady first|
|20 Nov, Mon, 15:01:33||Google: "beware of geeks bearing gifts" "who said?"|
|20 Nov, Mon, 15:10:48||Google Images: Marty Worrall|
|20 Nov, Mon, 15:19:17||Google: LINKA AND WHEELER|
|20 Nov, Mon, 15:21:14||Google Images: boo bah|
|20 Nov, Mon, 15:24:08||AOL Search: How to be silly with a woman|
|20 Nov, Mon, 16:01:04||Google: difference between oxymoron and paradox|
|20 Nov, Mon, 16:01:41||Google: 3A|
|20 Nov, Mon, 16:27:35||Google: etymology "toe rag"|
|20 Nov, Mon, 16:30:24||Google: John Keats – “To Autumn” clouds bloom the soft-dying day|
|20 Nov, Mon, 16:30:57||Google Images: butt|
|20 Nov, Mon, 17:01:11||Google Images: butt|
|20 Nov, Mon, 17:05:59||Google: meg ryan michael parkinson interview youtube|
|20 Nov, Mon, 17:12:06||Google Images: aragorn|
|20 Nov, Mon, 17:13:36||Google: Mathaletics|
|20 Nov, Mon, 17:33:25||Google: delta goodrem conspiracy|
|20 Nov, Mon, 17:50:03||Google: meals in train|
|20 Nov, Mon, 18:18:45||Google: mathaletics|
|20 Nov, Mon, 19:15:19||Google: what type of food did the english bring to england|
I can't claim to be a magnet for many pornography search strings like a few other websites (I think I have to up my quotient of sex and swear words to get that sort of thing), but my most common search is probably Google Images: Butt. This is the butt that comes up, not this butt or this butt; it's not a bad butt, just an ordinary, everyday butt.
I guess that's the internet for you: No ifs; plenty of butts.