On the Narita stopover during my flight back to Australia, I noticed that the Japanese referred to the high-paying customers of another flight as 'First Crass Customers'.
I love this. It suggests that passengers can get a good seat by simply fronting up and saying swear words:
"Herro, first crass or economy?"
"Prease step this way, sir!"
"First crass passenger, sir?"
"Sorry, sir: we are not taking on second crass customers yet. Onry first crass!"
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