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Monday, March 12, 2007

The Magazine For Highly Concerned Inattentive People

(Any resemblance to a famous blogger is by name alone ...)



VAGUE MAGAZINE
The magazine that doesn't know what it wants to be.

INSIDE!
Hard-hitting ambiguities for the present day ...

Politics:
Who should you vote for: John Howard, Kevin Rudd, or this plush new velveteen lounge suite?

Current affairs:
Is the early hurricane season in the US a sign of global warming, or is Mischa Barton's new hairdo worse than her old one?

Science:
We explain nuclear power, astrophysics, rocket science, and the latest fashion designs coming out of Paris!

Reader feedback:
Psychopathic serial killers and the shoes they wear - YOU decide in our exclusive reader poll!

PLUS:
Stuff!
Things!
Other things!
Something!
Something else!
And more (or less!)

High-class waffle, tackled in a no-nonsense manner, delivered to your newstands every month... or so.

OUT NOW soon-ish!

4 comments:

alexis said...

If you're planning to work your way through the wonderful world of the women's magazine, can you do Cowsmoopolitan next?

TimT said...

Oh, it's not just women's magazines - I did a feature a while back on Melbourne's least-worst newspaper.

alexis said...

Ah, indiscriminate satire, my favourite.

TimT said...

I hear that Harold wasn't too happy with the post and the resulting media fallout...

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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