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Thursday, April 12, 2007

One-word haikus

Politics

Libertarian-
Antidisestablishment-
arianism.

1,012,442,000

One-billion-and-twelve-
million-and-four-hundred-and
forty-two-thousand.

Multiculturalism

Southern-Victorian-
Anglo-Indian-Eastern-
North-American.

Zombies

Aaa
rrrrrrr
gg

The Vulgate of St Cunt

Fuckingbloodycunt-
bollockyshitabrickdamn-
thiscrapulous
-oops!

Obligatory Producers Reference

Ullainkahan-
sonbensonswansontallen-
swadonswanson
Bloom.


(Actually two words, but it's one name. I plead poet's licence, man.)

Political extinct animals

Antiantidis-
establishmentarian-
Loxolophodonts.

Allow Me To Introduce Yourself

Arthurs-Cholomondley-Smith-
Fotheringay-Smith-Churchill-
Westphail-Goggins-Smith.

Fathers At A Piano Recital

Plinkenplankenplunk-
enboxgepoundenoffen-
geshowenspelle.

International phone call

6127
7776
773.

4 comments:

Karen said...

Does your mother know you use words like that, young man?

TimT said...

Every time I try to ask her about whether she's keeping the plinkenplankenplunkenbox at our house in tune, she quickly blocks her ears up. If she could, she'd do the same with mine, although I'm at the other end of the phone line...

Jo said...

I'm good at haiku;

Except I always forget

How many syllables are supposed to go in the last line.

TimT said...

And then there's the old favourite,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
But this one don't.

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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