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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Craption contest



See if you can come up with some non-witty text to go with this not-very-interesting picture. The unfunniest entry wins a hot date with my neighbour's cat and a copy of the Flinders Street to Upfield Train Timetable.

Suggested Craptions:

"Yes, we are having nice weather today."
"Hello. I am Kofi Annan."
"Let me talk to you about UN policy on international trade."
"We are deeply concerned..."

19 comments:

nailpolishblues said...

That was prompt.

I wonder what the guy next to him, the one with his eyes closed, is thinking. Possibly something about porridge.

TimT said...

Voluptuous thoughts about porridge?

nailpolishblues said...

So his version of American Pie would be something to do with porridge? I spy a trilogy.

laughykate said...

Is the guy behind me wiggling two fingers above my head?

Jo said...

"Y'know - I really like crockery...."

TimT said...

"But enough about you. Let's talk some more about me..."

Mitzi G Burger said...

"My name in Hebrew means "monkey-like cloud"...I have wanted to let the world in on this for ages."

Caz said...

Porridge? Wow, you young 'uns are slow.

He's obviously asking himself: "Should I interrupt the interview to tell him that his fly is open, or wait until the photographers have finished?".

tethys said...

the guy on the right is wondering "who farted?"

TimT said...

There's a problem with these entries. They're all hilarious.

nick cetacean said...

"Um, no comment. Hang on, I -- wait, no, no comment it is."

or:

"I'm tipping the 'pies at Subiaco."

or:

"TimT, you think I can't see you and don't know what you're up to. But you may not be aware that they give ex-Secretaries-General all kinds of freaky powers and I'm staring at you *right now* out of this very photograph...Tim...'

TimT said...

Yikes!

St John Nottlesby said...

The guy to Annan's left is having his buttocks fondled by the old chap tortoiseshell glasses, Annan himself is fronting the microphones saying (as he prepares to enter the Supermarket):

"I'm stepping out now, I may be some time."

St John Nottlesby said...

Or, more simply, the timless classic:

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, it is my grave duty to inform you that I am indeed wearing new socks today. And I forgot my handkerchief. I'm Kofi Annan. Good night."

St John Nottlesby said...

Or, for my absolute last suggestion, any sentence at all that anyone would care to imagine, but punctuated with a definite "'fo shizzle!"

(That infernal hip-hop nonsense has poisoned my sensibilities! - and may yet lead to a Diplomatic Incident.)

St John Nottlesby said...

So who wins? Should I start checking my post box in anticipation of a flat cat and a timetable?

TimT said...

Nobody. They're all far too funny, except for 'fo shizzle' which was fearful, but the fear was much too interesting to be boring.

Tim said...

- Annan confesses: "I am speaking into a microphone"

Tim said...

Annan: "This suit is grey. So is my hair."

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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