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Sunday, August 19, 2007

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M., 27, of Newtown, Sydney, would like to become the main course for a 10-headed, 20-stomached vampire-demon from the chromium mountains of Xanxor 5. No joke applicants, please: have been burnt before. Must get along with future predator. Would prefer one with a sense of humour.

11 comments:

sajinsa said...

Hi there! A female 8-headed, 20-stomached vampire-demon here (I lost two of my heads in a fight with one of those vampire-demon hunter types). I don't have a sense of humour yet but I am working on developing one and hopefully will have it finished soon. I should warn you though, that I do carry around with me some baggage... I have a necklace strung up with the heads of my previous paramours/victims that I never leave home without. Anyway, if you think you're interested in becoming my next meal, drop by my lair sometime and say g'day!

TimT said...

An offer too bad to refuse!

blue valentine said...

Cough.

Caz said...

I can meet the vampire-demon criteria in a doddle, but, seriously, you're being unfairly picky, thereby excluding many beautiful and intelligent creatures with voracious appetites.

I have to question your sincerity in wanting to find an epicurean mate.

TimT said...

Who said anything about mate?

blue valentine said...

Given that even the male praying mantis enjoys a spot of epicurean indulgence before having his head bitten off, surely you can give M, 27, of Newtown some respite.

Caz said...

Temporarily, they would be a "mate", of sorts.

Your preference for a sense of humour suggests a fun, matey kind of meal, non?

I think you've stretched that hope a bit too: hunger and humour are not a natural combination.

nailpolishblues said...

I am now all over facebook like a rash. I blame you.

If M, 27, of Newtown is the one I sent to Tumut a few years back then I'm more than happy to help him with his death wish (as you can see, I don't hold grudges).

TimT said...

I suppose it would all depend if said praying mantis hailed from the locality of the chromium mountains of Xanxor 5 or not.

blue valentine said...

I'm sure the producers of Dr Who can whip one up for M, 27, of Newtown in a jiffy, if recent episodes are anything to go by.

Gempires said...

Hi Tim, I want you to read my latest post - http://gempires.blogspot.com/2007/08/my-secret-other-blog.html , and comment if you wish. Cheers.

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