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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Disgracing you with his presence

WANTED: KNOWN CRIMINAL

Tim T
Alias 'Bow Tie' Man
Alias 'Get Out Of The Way, Idiot'


FOR CRIMES AGAINST FASHION





He is often seen fraternising with Melbourne postboxes:



Or performing perverted acts with various publications:





He has recently been seen discussing philosophy with others on Spring Street:



He may be fraternising with communists.



He is NOT TO BE TRUSTED.





No-one knows why he's taken to walking about the streets of Melbourne in this way. He is quite possibly insane.

If you see him, report it to the authorities and/or run screaming in the opposite direction.

18 comments:

Caz said...

OMG - not the bow tie; nooooooooo; NOT THE BOW TIE!

Aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

nailpolishblues said...

Um, yes.

TimT said...

Here, what do you have against bow ties, anyway?

nailpolishblues said...

There's nothing wrong with bow ties, they're quite sweet on three year olds at weddings.

Anonymous said...

At first I read one of the captions as 'performs perverted acts with publicans and I wondered how that became a matter of public knowledge. Then I realised (once again) how unreliable my brain is at 2 in the morning.
Naomi.

Jo said...

You're still in the running towards becoming Victoria's Next Top Fop.

Dale Slamma said...

Are you in a community brass band?

TimT said...

Sadly, no. I just wear bow-ties for the joy of it.

alexis said...

Why's noone mentioned how hott Melbourne's postboxes are? Or is that just me?

TimT said...

The postbox is the real star of this post. I just play a walk-on cameo.

Tony.T said...

You auditioning for a job as a weatherman?

TimT said...

No, but the postbox is.

Tony.T said...

Does it know which way the wind blows?

Darlene said...

That made me chuckle.

Stephen Merchant, co-creator of The Office and Extras, says that when he was a young chap he took to wearing bow ties. He thought it would make him look like a character from Jeeves and Wooster.

colonel eggroll said...

So is that a clip on, or did you actually tie it yourself?

Also, did you know that bowties originated with Croation mercenaries?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowties

Wikipedia rules.

TimT said...

Tie on. Croatian mercenaries, eh? Who knew it had such a prestigous history...

Mitzy G Burger said...

Nice mug shot, timt. Is is true you're surnamed "Train"? There's a dinky little country song called "Every Now and Then, I wish I Was a Train".

TimT said...

It is true: Tim Train. I'm a no-way train whose gone off the rails...

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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