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Monday, September 24, 2007

Our new anti-Donald workplace policy

Got an interesting email at work today...

"Come to the barbecue on Friday!"
it said, "And club Don in colours!"

Well, I don't know who Don is or what he said, but this new 'Clubbing Don' workplace policy did seem to be a little over the top. What, did he swear at the CEO behind his back?

So I looked at the email again. This time it said,

"Come to the barbecue on Friday! And club those who don colours!"

Well, that made better sense. Cudgelling those who failed to wear matching socks or who generally displayed an inadequate knowledge of sartorial colouring rules: who could fail to agree with that?

Then I looked at the email once again.

"Come to the barbecue on Friday! And don club colours!"

A feeling of calm despair and quiet disgust settled upon my soul - similar to, but not exactly the same as, the feeling of quiet despair and calm disgust that had settled upon my soul last Monday. So: this was the real meaning behind the email. It's that time of year again...

6 comments:

Caz said...

You'll be donning the blue and white, right Timmy?

Willingly.

Eagerly.

With reverence.

TimT said...

Um...

I'll be wearing it in spirit???

Caz said...

Indeed, yes!

With spirit!

nailpolishblues said...

Can someone sound frightened in a comment?

Clubby said...

Clubbing people wearing colourful clothing sounds fun. At my work we all wear white, so it would make it easy to spot the person wearing colours. Then, we could club them.. maybe using colourful clubs, even.. fun!

TimT said...

Pleased to be of assistance, clubby. Club away!

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