I just completed my tax return.
This conversation with my mother just occured.
ME: I just completed my tax return.
ME: I did it electronically.
MUM: Oh, yes - B. does that.
ME: So jolly hockey sticks, eh?
ME: Well, must rush - off to Fitzroy...
MUM: That sounds very hockey sticks indeed.
ME: Yes. Off to play hockey.
MUM: All right.
MUM: Chip chip!
ME: Toodle oo!
Sometimes I rather doubt the old girl's sanity, but she seems to be on the ball tonight, what?
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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- The briefs...
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