Bad morning, everyone. I'm at work - just got here at two minutes to seven. First thing I know, I'm greeted by the leering visages of the Channel Nine morning show presenters and their fatuous quizzes. This morning, apparently, they are asking their viewers,
What is your favourite piece of useless information?
Useless information? Feck off!
I can't wait for lunch. Then I'm going to slouch off up the street with my copy of Tory magazine The Spectator and weep at the downfall of western civilisation.
I'm not even in a bad mood - it just feels good to sound cranky. I hope you all have a day as good as mine, if not even worse!
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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- The Bolta. Aiyeeeeee!!!!!
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- A Zemblanian abroad and at home
- A hodge podge of hotzeplotz
- THE SLAMMA!
- Jottlesby's nottings, or should that be Nottlesby's jottings?
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- Be an Opinion Dominion Minion!
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- His brilliant career - from whale sushi to crumbed prawn
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- Was two peas, now three peas
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- Chase him, ladies, he's in the cavalry!
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- Old Sterne
- The briefs...
- ... and the brieflets
- The Purple Blog
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