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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Craption contest two!

I'm going up to Alice Springs for a couple of days over Christmas. I'm telling here not just because misery loves company, but also to let you know I'll probably be offline for a couple of days.

In the meantime, maybe we'll have another craption contest. Here's a couple of pictures of a local yokel who lives around here. Can you think of an uninteresting and uninspiring caption to go with each of them? Cheers everyone, and merry Christmas!





12 comments:

TimT said...

I'll start: 'DOCTOR WHO: ATTACK OF THE KHYBER-MEN!'

Also: 'TIM OF ARABIA (GOES OFF THE RAILS FOR THE LAST TIME)'

Kathy said...

It's a dog's life Timmy.

What you miss out on the merry go round, you pick up on the swing..
Hmm,should that be the other way around?
Lay it on the line Timbo!

Kathy said...

Have a very Merry Christmas too, Timmy!
BTW. Just love the socks..Tee Hee!

Proserpina said...

I don't have anything clever to say about the photos, other than that they made me think of this very charming picture of Nabokov. Is this a regular character of yours? A sort of romantically doomed naturalist wandering the "moors" of suburban Melbourne- Heathcliff Attenborough or Sir David Karenina?

I have a rather jaundiced view of Christmas, aside from the opportunity to consume masses of my sisters' cooking, but I hope you still have a lovely time up there and that it isn't too dreadfully hot.

Maria said...

Sadly, that hat reminded me of the hats we used to wear at school which we used to call "White Soup Bowls" and a scene in "When Harry Met Sally" Where Harry turns a helmet upside down and says "And look, also makes great fries!"

So I'll have a go at some boring captions:

Pic No. 1: "EAT IT THEN WEAR IT? I STILL DON'T GET YOU - MAN'S BEST FRIEND"

Pic No. 2: "BLISS - SWING CHAIR, SOUP KIT. JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH"

Pic NO.3: "I'D GIVE MY RIGHT ARM FOR SOME MORE SOUP."

And Merry Christmas TimT - have a good one in ... wherever it is! Alice Springs.

Caz said...

Ah, a sartorial statement.

Long overdue for the knee sock and sandles to come back into vogue.

So, umm, alluring?

Yes, alluring, that's the word.

Mitzi G Burger said...

1. VET YOUR VET! DOG ABDUCTIONS TRIPLE

2. DON'T BE CHARMED; FACE OF TERRIERISM REVEALED

3. TERRIERIST ATTACKS ON LOCAL INFRASTRUCTURE EXPOSED!

nailpolishblues said...

1. Petting.

2. Waiting to be petted.

3. In a pet?

Darlene said...

No good at captions.

One day, Tim, someone will say you are an eccentric comic genius (they might even make a film about you as they did Harvey Pekar).

Until then, what the?

Cute dog.

alexis said...

It's Tintin and Snowy! (Here I humbly suggest a whole herd of Maltese terriers to pull you across the tundra on a billy-cart.)

TimT said...

Hello everyone! Sorry to leave you all for a while there. I wanted to update while in Alice Springs, but unfortunately, real life kept on intruding. Curses! Now I'm back here and fully expect to frivol away my remaining lifespan on the internet. I'll update the blog soon.

In the meantime, hope everyone had a nice Christmas, love the comments, and, also, woof!

JahTeh said...

With that hat, it could only be "Jungle Tim" and his chimpoodle.

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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