(The other day I managed to get a high-scoring word, 'Theogony', on the board while playing Scrabble-meister Lexicon. I promptly wrote this song, originally with that word 'featuring prominently. Though the meaning didn't quite fit, so I changed it to 'theology'. This is dedicated with gratitude to her.)
(As performed by the Bee Gees)
When omniscience just makes no sense -
When you can't sort out your testaments -
When you're not sure
If you're agnostic
Or just a gnostic...
When you can't relate free will with fate -
When you're parables are terrible -
And the psalms
No longer calm
Is there a first cause...
Book by book
There's a questing down inside of me:
With a doubt that won't let me be -
And I should have known -
I really should be knowing you
Knowing you knowing you
When you can't tell your losses from your prophets -
When you can't tell your angels from your hobbits -
I just can't see
I think I'll take up
When you really need a decent creed -
When you're going blind but you don't mind -
And Paul says, Well
You ain't en route to hell
But just to Damascus...
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