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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Seen on the noticeboard of the Alice Springs IGA

FOR SALE: 4 YEAR OLD DIAMONDBACK SNAKE

VERY HEALTHY
BIG EATER
MUST HAVE SNAKE EXPERIENCE
AND PERMIT

Me: Can I buy those in bulk? Do you get many orders at Christmas?

3 comments:

Maria said...

I think I fulfil requirements.

I'm Very Healthy.

I'm a Big Eater. In fact I've eaten quite a number of Bigs recently, just check my chart for my daily intake of Bigs.

I have snake experience!

And permit ... what?

I permit some things, but not all. It's not errh ... wise to be too permissive! Specially round snake-types.

That's what my snake experience has taught me.

Mark said...

I think we need to hear more about Maria's snake-handling experience!

;o)>

Hey Tim!

TimT said...

Not mentioned is the snake owner's name for the beast: it only comes at the name 'Fluffy Wuffy'...

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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