I've come to the conclusion that one of my co-workers is a Care Bear.
This is not a good thing. Everytime I stumble, bleary-eyed, into the office, there she is on the phone chirruping greetings to some client or other. I barely have a minute every morning to enjoy my own cantankerousness when she's not warbling over the phone to somebody who might be of some importance to some drivelling cretin in accounts. She can't be as happy as she sounds - nobody could be as happy as she sounds.
What can I do to escape this relentless cheer, this assault of niceness, this barrage of bland?
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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