Here's a puffin who doesn't object to being objectified as an object. Far from objecting to his ultimate objectification, this puffin has made aforementioned objectification his objective object. And who are we to object?
Two saucy puffins pause in a tantalising shape that looks just like some puffins, causing us all to think puffin-like thoughts! How about that?
PUFFIN 1: I say, I say, I say. What did one puffin say to another puffin?
PUFFIN 2: I say, I don't know what he said!
PUFFIN 1: I say! That's exactly what he did say!
PUFFIN 2: I say!
(Puffins somewhat unsuccessfully attempt to break out of this objectification and turn themselves into postmodern subjects)
Various puffins engaging in various puffin activities, such as sitting, making puffin noises, or singing the Kalevala.
Puffins, puffins, puffins, puffins, puffins, and some rocks!
To sum up, here is a picture of the Queen, who is not a puffin, but, more importantly, not a subject either.
THE QUEEN: (In a cantankerous queenly voice) I am not a subject.
Thank you for attending this penultimate puffin post. Go off and do other Tuesday morning things now.