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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Benedict gets down wid da homies



Yo, listen up, yo homies at the WYD -
I'm the top o' the pops o' the Dioceses -
I'm bigga than the jiggaz in the White House, too -
You don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

I got the news for protestants, and atheists, too -
You ain't lookin' for God, but God is lookin' fo you!
Look at you watchez, bitchez, cos yo time is up -
An you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

Fornication in this nation, it has got to stop -
For the devil is the Devil, an' he just don't hip-hop
An instead of fame and glory, he's in purgatory -
Yeah, you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

I'll blast yo ass to God, or I'll send yo to hell,
I'll cap yo for yo sinnin and make you confess, well
Heard of original sin? I'm the original sinner!
I say that black mass backwards seven times befo' my dinner!
I've done menial and venial and mortal sinnin', too -
Yeah, you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

Yo, listen up, yo homies at the WYD -
I'm the top o' the pops o' the Diocese -
I'm bigga than the jiggaz in the White House, too -
You don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

5 comments:

Ampersand Duck said...

doG damn you, earworm man.

Even the doorbitxh is joining in, xcqnfcuh!

TimT said...

Catholicism is totally wiggida wiggida wack, so I'm just getting wit it. In my completely lame-ass honky way.

David said...

Testiffff-yyyyy brother! I said, sing it loud!

(Hang on, it's the Pope, Bavarian Joe, not some kind of barnstormin' hell-raisin' down-home honkey brother from South Carolina, or Western Carolina, or even North-by-Northeast Carolina who takes an occasional break from the hookers and booze to spread the word.)

prude said...

"Fornication in this nation, it has got to stop ..."

I is toe-tapping right now!

Not bad.

He is not the P-R-U-D-E but he is not too mixed up!

TimT said...

Thank you for your PRUDEnt commendations!

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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