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Friday, September 05, 2008

Guess the headline!

Given the recent round of hirings and firings in New South Wales Parliament, what do you all think the headlines on the weekend papers will be?

a) MORRIS DANCING
Premier, Treasurer out in Cabinet reshuffle

b) SORRY, MAURIE

c) EASY COME, EASY GO, EASY COME AGAIN

d) GODFATHER FIRES HIMSELF

e) I CAME, I SAW, I DIDN'T CONQUER

11 comments:

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Less is more, Morris less.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Nah, actually. I take that back, on grounds of irredeemable unfunniness.

TimT said...

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

No we don't. (Thanks, but.)

TimT said...

Apparently the new Premier of NSW, Nathan Rees, got an honours degree in literature from Sydney Uni in 94.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

There's hope for me yet.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

If indeed being the usurper Labor premier of NSW for seven hours is something to hope for.

TimT said...

Ladies and gentlemen, due to incompitence, negligence, collusion with developers, corruption, and just plain naughtiness, all of the members of the current government have been fired. Please welcome your new Dictator-For-Life, THE BARON!

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Oh, goody! Dictation!

nailpolishblues said...

The first 4 or 5 times I read this I thought Tim was making it up. I think I should read news more and blogs less.

Miles McClagan said...

I wish I wasn't so tired I can't think of a Morrissey pun...

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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