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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Cat of destruction!

My very esteemed colleague Alexis the Baron this morning posted a picture on her blog of a neighbourhood cat of our acquaintance, Leonard.

She argues that Leonard is here contemplating various acts of virtue, charity, and kindliness to those less fortunate than herself.



But! Never trust a photograph you find on the net! After digging around, I have uncovered a horrible story. It turns out that the above picture of Leonard is a fake. Clever photoshop trickery has been worked on this picture in order to wipe out the eeeeeeevil thought bubble that is forming just above his head.

Finally, I located an undoctored version of the picture. Note the thought bubble:



I am very much afraid to tell the Baron that she is living in close proximity to a feline who harbours psychopathic feelings towards toilet rolls.

In case the Baron is not convinced by this, I would like to further note the entry under Leonard in the Macquarie Dictionary. Read the third definition very carefully...

The Macquarie Dictionary

Leonard
// (say 'lenuhd)
noun 1. Elmore John, born 1925, US writer of westerns and crime fiction.
2. Ray Charles (`Sugar Ray'), born 1956, US boxer; a world welterweight champion.
3. Feline, born 2006, cat; noted for harbouring psychopathic feelings towards toilet rolls.
Horrifying!

6 comments:

TimT said...

And if that wasn't bad enough, my aunt's mother's cousin's dog SWEARS he saw Leonard once vote for the LIBERAL PARTY.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

NO.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Which is to say, no, I can't believe that about the Liberal Party. Not of Our Leonard. She may be a molester of dunny paper, but she's strictly a Bob Brown man.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

"My very esteemed colleague!" That's going straight to the CV.

The Topiary Cow said...

Topiary should like to turn this cat loose upon any plastic boobys found.

Ha!

Moo!

Maria said...

If she's a man, I'd say she'd be swinging more Greens than Liberal Party. Liberals don't seem to encourage that sort of thing.

Not sure what dunny paper tells us about her political inclinations though. She a scruncher or a folder?

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