Leaping out of the front door of the office at the conclusion of work today - as is my wont - a sentence fell into my head, and I just had to say it:
I am the spazmo monkey!
As soon as I said that, it occured to me that all I had to do was add another sentence to that to create a felicitious combination of words and sounds. So I did:
And I dance like a junkie!
I'm a poet, man.
Disclaimer: I am neither a junkie, nor a monkey, nor am I in the least bit spazmo.
Well, okay. Maybe I'm a little spazmo.
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