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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Naughty Santa

Just what the hell is Santa smoking here? And doesn't he look just a little bit too freaking happy - positively blissful, in fact? Doesn't he know how dangerous smoking is? Why, he could be locked up by the anti-smoking league for daring to smoke in front of children! But then again, maybe it's not tobacco he's smoking. He still looks a bit too fat, though - far too obese to act as a father figure to children the world over. Santa Claus, the health freaks will be on to you, all right!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

4 comments:

The Devil Drink said...

That's a snow cone.
Of course.

TimT said...

It could be worse. It was either snow cones or ice.

Blandwagon said...

Maybe Santa should swap to a crack pipe. Those guys are really skinny.

The Topiary Cow said...

Thank goodness Santa is fat, otherwise they couldn't get anyone in America to impersonate him.

On a related note, Cow's word verification for this post is, stunningly,

flabbox. As in, Flab Box. ergh.

Moo-ry Christmas, Tim!
Moo!

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