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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Utter flapdoodle!

AAP had a story on my email page today that seemed to be about a certain type of bird being lost at sea. Hmm, I thought, scanning the headline idly - not that creature from the family Sulidae and the genus Sula? And not to forget the monotypic Papasula? I should think, being seabirds, that they are never more at home than when at sea*.

But as it turned out, they meant an entirely different type of boob.

On completely unrelated matters, who isn't fond of families of passerine birds, such as chickadees, not excluding a number of attractive woodland species (some of which tend to join mixed-species feeding flocks when it isn't breeding season)? I know I am. Here's a particularly splendid example of a Great Tit, and I certainly don't mind saying so.

And for the record: this is an absolutely smashing pair of boobs.

*Conversely, you could also say they're never more at sea than when at home.**

**That's for shore!

8 comments:

The Topiary Cow said...

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are..."

Those darn Somali pirates.

Moo!

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Is this a shameless attempt to increase google traffic I see before me?

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Word verification: scenaroy

TimT said...

One wonders what the Somali pirates would do with them. Ravish one another????

Baron, I'm ever the one to appeal to eager and enthusiastic bird watchers out there!

The Topiary Cow said...

Topiary wonders whether a small but economically significant market exists for "niche" items such as plastic inflatable female parts, and whether the Somali pirates are quickly moving to exploit the profit potential of this, adding to their high-seas income.

As for these scurrilous charges by Alexis, Baron, Cow says, Bah!

Moo!

TimT said...

Then again, could be that the whole story is a scurrilous hoax, propagated by the editors (see story link) of Ralph Magazine to get them more publicity.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Suitable chastened. Thank you for Restoring Me To the Paths of Righteousness, Cow.

Steve said...

Those boobs in the photo look like they would be soft to the touch.

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