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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

How to travel internationally without leaving home

Move to the Gaza Strip, right next to the border. What with the Israelis annexing Palestinian territory, and the Palestinians attempting to reclaim it, you're almost guaranteed to be in a different country every day!

Passports not necessary. Dress sensibly, considering the weather (flak jackets, bullet-proof vests...)

1 comment:

The Topiary Cow said...

Plus you'll find out what you're truly made of, and possibly pick up a free case of PTSD while you're enjoying the bombs dropping around you.

Of course, if they happen to, oddly, NOT drop around you, you'll be spared the PTSD.

Moo!

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