John Howard, possessing the cultural and artistic sensibilities of a filing cabinetNow I'm going to go out on a limb here and say something that might be a little politically controversial, a little divisive. Just what the arse is wrong with filing cabinets? I know that some of the ideologically-driven weirdos out there may find that there is a little something wrong with filing cabinets, but that's not to say that former Prime Ministers should be pandering to their prejudices. It's time to reclaim the filing cabinet as a symbol of our culture.
With that in mind, I wrote this poem:
An Ode to a Filing Cabinet
It's large, grey and square.
It's not very pretty - but it's certainly there.