I have just discovered that I have worn my shirt inside-out to work today.
I humbly request that the entire universe turn itself inside out as well in order to match my shirt, as this would save me the trouble of nipping into the toilet and changing.
Also, I find it a little inconvenient placing town names to their states/countries of origin. If you could arrange as soon as possible for an easy-to-follow schemata (say, starting at the south pole and working your way up) by which town names are arranged throughout the entire world in alphabetic order, then that would be just dandy.
I appreciate your assistance in this matter.
Timothy H. Train.
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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