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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Mixed metaphors of the obvious

Having an ache in the part of your body between your shoulders and head is a pain in the neck.

You just went to the blood bank? Your blood's worth bottling.

Cold banana smoothies are cool bananas!

So what are these diced pieces of animal innards, then, chopped liver?

If you're up a stream full of ordure in a boat which is lacking a means of transport while you are constructing a specific part of the halter for a creature of the family Anatidae, with a number of chefs in your boat cooking soup, then you're in a bloody shit load of trouble.

4 comments:

Dan the VespaMan said...

When I read your mixed metaphors, it was in one ear out the other.

TimT said...

So you took one look at them, and you didn't like the smell, is that what you're saying?

TimT said...

On the face of things, I seem to have hit a bum note.

Mitzi G Burger said...

In making a good mixed metaphor of chopped liver you need to add lightly fried garlic and a mashed boiled egg. Add salt of course. Vegetarians, leave out the liver.

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