Half-arsed poem
I'd rather half a bum than none.
I think I'll always fear
The prospect of no bum at all,
A rear-end with no rear.
Though if I had a half-arsed arse
My life would be quite crappy,
For cheek to cheek and bowel to bowel
Is what makes man most happy.
I'd rather half a bum than none.
I think I'll always fear
The prospect of no bum at all,
A rear-end with no rear.
Though if I had a half-arsed arse
My life would be quite crappy,
For cheek to cheek and bowel to bowel
Is what makes man most happy.
2 comments:
You speak, Timothy T, to one of the most fundamental questions.
You know me, I like to get to the bottom of things.
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