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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Tim's graveyard of one-liners

Recorded here for posterity:

"If they were any more pensive, they'd be a pencil."

"Preposterous blosterous."

"That's not an alarm clock. That's an alarming clock."

"Those dishes need to be done."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Whatever."
"Defeated by my awesome powers of Socratic argument!"

3 comments:

Ampersand Duck said...

That last one is exactly why we bought ourselves a dishwasher as a wedding present...

TimT said...

Barely room for dishes, let alone a dishwasher over here!

Maria said...

Don't worry, dishwashers are the reason that Socratic argument has become rarer and rarer these days.

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