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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Didactic poem about underwear

Wear a bra.
You will go far.

UPDATE! - Some damn fine poems in comments. A pair of gold knickers to the lot of you.

24 comments:

Dan the VespaMan said...

Always wear socks,
And a clean pair of jocks.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

When you drop by at the vicar's
Don't forget to wear your knickers.

Steve said...

The white singlet underwear
Means you're hopelessly square.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Doesn't matter what your flaws,
Make sure that you wear your drawers.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Whether you're in Bath or Dorset
Never fail to lace your corset.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

If you wish to 'scape the rumours
Ensure that you've got your bloomers.

TimT said...

I never offend, as
I wear my suspenders.

TimT said...

Perkins
Approves of merkins.

Steve said...

No Marco!
Never go commando!

Legal Eagle said...

There once was a man from Woking
Who only ever wore one stocking
The leg with no hose
Became really quite froze
There's no reason to find it shocking

TimT said...

Even antaloons
Wear pantaloons.

TimT said...

Some wear their unders over,
And their overs under.
I don't know why they do it.
It really makes you wonder.

Some ONLY wear their unders.
They're unders under nowt.
They're unders that aren't under -
They wear their welcome out.

So wear your overs over
Your undered underpants.
You can display them later,
Given half a chance.

Steve said...

That underwear by Shane Warne
Should never be worn
(or at least not at all
unless you've cricket balls)

TimT said...

I'll take that as a Warne-ing.

Steve said...

There used to be
many a slip
'twicks knees and the hips
on skirted women who cared
about men who stared.
But now its all slacks
made of cotton or flax
making knickers more optional
even though still functional.

Steve said...

Sorry that last one was not really didactic enough, I guess...

TimT said...

I don't know about that, but I would quibble about your spelling. The correct spelling, I believe, is 'twixt', not 'twicks'.

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Steve said...

Oh yeah, sorry was typing it off in a hurry. Anyhow, maybe my final entry:

Young Men:
while it may be quite fun,
you'll be thought rather rum
if you're exposed
wearing Mum's pantyhose.

brokenbiro said...

You can't go wrong
with a thong

TimT said...

Wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit:
Your colleagues and your work mates may not know it,
But wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit:
You never know. Some day you may want to show it.

TimT said...

Don't be flighty -
Wear a nighty.

TimT said...

Pack a chemise
In your valise.

TimT said...

You can avoid creating a social rift:
Just wear a shift.

Blandwagon said...

On Underpants:

Stretching the elastic
Is less than fantastic.

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