Always wear socks,And a clean pair of jocks.
When you drop by at the vicar'sDon't forget to wear your knickers.
The white singlet underwearMeans you're hopelessly square.
Doesn't matter what your flaws,Make sure that you wear your drawers.
Whether you're in Bath or DorsetNever fail to lace your corset.
If you wish to 'scape the rumoursEnsure that you've got your bloomers.
I never offend, asI wear my suspenders.
Perkins Approves of merkins.
No Marco!Never go commando!
There once was a man from WokingWho only ever wore one stockingThe leg with no hoseBecame really quite frozeThere's no reason to find it shocking
Even antaloonsWear pantaloons.
Some wear their unders over, And their overs under.I don't know why they do it. It really makes you wonder. Some ONLY wear their unders. They're unders under nowt.They're unders that aren't under -They wear their welcome out. So wear your overs overYour undered underpants.You can display them later,Given half a chance.
That underwear by Shane WarneShould never be worn(or at least not at allunless you've cricket balls)
I'll take that as a Warne-ing.
There used to bemany a slip'twicks knees and the hipson skirted women who cared about men who stared.But now its all slacksmade of cotton or flaxmaking knickers more optionaleven though still functional.
Sorry that last one was not really didactic enough, I guess...
I don't know about that, but I would quibble about your spelling. The correct spelling, I believe, is 'twixt', not 'twicks'.[/pedantic]
Oh yeah, sorry was typing it off in a hurry. Anyhow, maybe my final entry:Young Men:while it may be quite fun,you'll be thought rather rumif you're exposedwearing Mum's pantyhose.
You can't go wrong with a thong
Wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit: Your colleagues and your work mates may not know it, But wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit: You never know. Some day you may want to show it.
Don't be flighty - Wear a nighty.
Pack a chemiseIn your valise.
You can avoid creating a social rift:Just wear a shift.
On Underpants:Stretching the elasticIs less than fantastic.
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