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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Proposed advertising campaigns for somewhat obscure or offputting products

Here is a song I wrote about suet. I can see it spearheading a national ad campaign championing the virtues of this fatty fat that comes from around an animal's loins and kidneys. Now I think I'll just sit back and wait for the ad dollars to roll in...

Making pudding?
Have a cruet?
Want to glue it?
I know
Why not
Try some
Suet!

You won't rue it!
Have some suet!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Suet!

Have you tried it?
I intuit
That the suet
Was quite helpful
Yes I knew it!

You won't rue it!
Have some suet!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Suet!

Or an appropriate vegetarian substitute.

4 comments:

Dan the VespaMan said...

I should imagine suet would make a lawyers mouth water.

TimT said...

Especially when it's necessary for the lawyers to let the defendants stew in their own juices.

phil said...

This is a load of tripe.

TimT said...

I'm livered with anger.

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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