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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Great gift ideas for Christmas

Want to know what to give this Christmas to the person who not only owns everything, but has done everything else, has been everywhere, and knows everyone? Apart from the flu? Well, why not give them the

PRESENCE OF ABSENCE

Yes, that's right, if you present the PRESENCE OF ABSENCE to this person, they will love and adore you forever, having been suffering from the absence of absence for their entire life. This absent present is cheap, easy, and affordable for even those who are strapped of cash, and what's more, a present of the PRESENCE OF ABSENCE can be granted even while you are absent from the presence of the person who is being presented the absence.

NOTE: Absence is best presented unwrapped, but for those who desire, it also comes in cans.

As for the rest of us, we will just have to satisfy ourselves with presents of absinthe. It has its own satisfactions.

3 comments:

Ampersand Duck said...

Sheer genius. I've been giving my family the presence of absence for years and have been feeling guilty about it. No more!

I feel so empowered!

(HA! WV = exilest)

TimT said...

Oh splendid. I can see this idea will do some good in the world.

Initially NO said...

Must not obcess about the abcess that absenthe can cure that delightful licqueur

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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