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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Question for the day

Why watch gastroporn when you can just watch porn? It's much simpler.

4 comments:

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Why experience gastroporn when you can just experience gastro?

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Oh, oh! Here's an answer to your question: because porn will talk you into "coiffing your cassoulet", whereas gastroporn leads to the consumption of chocolate ganache. QED.

TimT said...

Well I can foresee examples that might combine both of the above...

In a restaurant, incidentally, you mightn't coif your cassoulet, but you could cook your casserole, which sounds similar.

TimT said...

Along those lines:

Why watch gastroporn when you can just catch gastro?
Why catch gastro when you can just have gas?
Why make a casserolle when you can just eat it?
Why make a sausage roll when you can just eat the sausage?

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